SOGGY VEG.(Features; Opinion, Column)

WAGNER: Jay-Z has pipped Will.i.am to the post to sign X-Factor star Cher Lloyd. But why are the hip-hop moguls fighting over the bonkers Brazilian? EXCESSIVE GIFTS: Jude Law bought Sienna Miller a pounds 140,000 gift made up of a piano and a ring for Christmas. Doesn't he know there's a recession on? RUSSELL BRAND: Posting internet pictures of your new wife without her make-up on? First thing in the morning? Sort it out!